just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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