in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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