Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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