Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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