Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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