Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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