Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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