I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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