People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
i think my cat just said my name.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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