you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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I'm getting married
To pizza
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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