i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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