i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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