I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
These tits shall not be calmed
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