Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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