so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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