im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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