if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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