I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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