You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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