My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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