I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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