So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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