69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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