Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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