All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm too high and old for this...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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