I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize