Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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