Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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