Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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