careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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