Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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