i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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