So drunk its hurt
i don't like sucking hair
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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