Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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