whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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