im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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