so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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