I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My dad just said "fuck circus"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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