No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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