the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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