Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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