it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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