Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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