Grow some girl-balls and come out already
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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