I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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