when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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