just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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