Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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