thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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