turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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